Boomer Humor

It was fun being a baby boomer… until now. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.They include:Herman’s Hermits— Mrs.. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr— I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees— How Can You
Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin— Splish, Splash, I Was Havin‘ a Flash.

Roberta Flack— The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash— I Can’t See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon—

Fifty Ways

to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores— Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Procol Harem— A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer— You Make
Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations— Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba— Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando— Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear
Me Fall.

Helen Reddy— I Am Woman, Hear
Me Snore.

And my personal favorite:

Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To

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~ by Keith A. Owens on February 12, 2007.