Rush Limbaugh proves crack cocaine really works

The following is proof that crack works.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 20 (UPI) — Conservative talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh Monday defended his remark that Colin Powell endorsed Democrat Barack Obama simply because of race.

Limbaugh said the former U.S. secretary of state, Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman and national security adviser endorsed the Illinois senator because he is black, CNN reported.

“So what if it’s race?” Limbaugh said on his radio show. “Why is it so hard to admit that it’s race … ? What’s so problematic about admitting it?”

Limbaugh’s comments were widely discussed on news programs and in the blogosphere.

“I thought it should be about race,” Limbaugh said Monday. “I thought you liberals thought this was a historic candidacy because finally we are going to elect a black guy … . Why hide behind this, why act like it’s not about race?

“This was all about Powell and race, nothing about the nation and its welfare.”

They say that powder cocaine is for the rich folks, but crack is reserved mostly for the poor. We now know that this is a blatant falsehood.  For Rush to say what he said on his radio show is proof that wealthy white folks like to get their buzz on too. Yes it’s true; Rush is on the pipe.

How else can this trip to Never Never Land be explained? How else does Dudley Do Right get confused with Malcolm X? How else do two brothers who have practically broken their backs ducking and dodging the race issue throughout their respective careers suddenly become accused of co-authoring each other’s conspiracy to uplift the race?

You know, if this endorsement had come from Jeremiah Wright or Louis Farrakhan then me and Rush might have been on the same page. Neither one of those brothers has ever tried to hide their black nationalist leanings, which is fine with me. Hell, I’ll even throw in Jesse Jackson. Al Sharpton. Riley Freeman from “Boondocks”? Sheeeeit, why not? It’s all good, dawg.

But Colin Powell? Former Secretary of State in the Dubya administration? Former head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff? Former head of the National Security Administration? Close friend of John McCain for the past 25 years?

THAT Colin Powell?

Negro please. Besides, not only could Powell have done the black power fist jab months ago if that was his only plan and motivation, but who exactly would he be trying to win over with the racial solidarity vote? I mean, it’s not as if Black America was waiting to see what Powell was gonna do before we decided whether Obama had the right stuff or not. U dig? And as for the white folks, well, they tend to run the other way whenever they see a black fist raised in the air. Unless they’re the police.

But see, Rush wouldn’t know nothin’ ’bout that because that’s the view you get when you don’t live in the Real America. When you live out here in Bizarro Land where the non-whites and the antelope roam, you tend to have a different perspective on things than you do when your neighbors have names like Gomer Pyle and Goober. Out here in BIzarro Land, we don’t know nothin’ ’bout no Mayberry RFD, and none of our dogs are named Lassie because, well, that kinda moniker just doesn’t fit most pitbulls and rottweilers.

But if’n we DID live in that Real America? That Mystical Magical Place where Rush Limbaugh is the Pied Piper and we all dance merrily, merrily behind him in search of more bedtime stories? If’n we DID really truly live in that wonderful place?

Then we would all be as fucked up on crack as Rush.

The end.

SHAMELESS PLUG: Read my wife’s blogs @ The “D” Spot Redeux and BlackLiberalBoomer


~ by Keith A. Owens on October 23, 2008.

One Response to “Rush Limbaugh proves crack cocaine really works”

  1. LOL!!! Right…right… Told you that RL is a Simple Simon A$$ (you know the rest)…

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