Of sex, marketing, satisfaction, and results

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A good friend of mine sent me this joke, and I just had to share it. Hope it puts some much-needed grins in your day like it did in mine… 

The buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING. However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.” Well, here it is:

You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,”That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, “She’s fantastic in bed,”
That’s Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, “May I,” and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed,”
That’s Brand Recognition.

You’re at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That’s a Sales Rep.

Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.
That’s Tech Support.

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” …..
That’s Junk Mail.

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~ by Keith A. Owens on April 12, 2007.

5 Responses to “Of sex, marketing, satisfaction, and results”

  1. K,
    As my mama used to tell us all the time –> ‘You ain’t got no sense!’. I have no idea what motivated this post, but, it has me rollin’.

    peace, Villager

  2. Villager! Hey man, you gotta admit this has been a week in overdrive with all this Imus stuff goin on. That’s precisely why I have the Boomer Angst section, which is where I keep all my favorite jokes that get sent to me by my friends who are just as twisted as I am. Come what may, and we all know a lot may come, I insist on laughter in the face of it all. Not always appropriate, but always needed.

    ANYWAY, glad to get you smilin, my friend. More to come, trust me.

  3. That was a good! The tech support piece was off the hook!\\Peacem
    Bygbaby

  4. \\Peacem = Peace. Slip of the fingers & way past my bed time. LOL

  5. Bygbaby,

    I kinda thought you’d get a kick out of this one. I’ve got some good sources when it comes to the comedy thing. Lots more to come.

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