Beware the Laughing Dentist

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If you haven’t already done so, take a minute to glance at “An Intro to the Funny Bone Zone” which is our little intro to this funny little side of town. Thanks.WEDDING NITE
 
 
   The wedding date was set and the groom’s three pals – a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
 
   The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
 
   The electrician decided to wire the bed – with alternating current, of course.
 
   The dentist wouldn’t commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
 
   The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom’s buddies received the following note in the mail :
 
 
   DEAR FRIENDS,
 
   WE DIDN’T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BE FOREWARNED, I INTEND TO HUNT DOWN AND KILL THE SOB WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY.
  

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~ by Keith A. Owens on March 19, 2007.

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