Why’d Wally Do It?

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If you haven’t already done so, take a minute to glance at “An Intro to the Funny Bone Zone” which is our little intro to this funny little side of town. Thanks.

Two very elderly friends, Max and Wally, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Wally
didn’t show up. Max didn’t think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold
or some such.

But after Wally hadn’t shown up for a week or so Max really got worried.
However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to play a
lot of golf together) was at the park, and Max couldn’t remember where Wally
lived so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month passed and Max figured old Wally had gone to his heavenly reward,
but one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Wally! Max
was very excited and happy to see him and told him so!

Then he said, “For crying out loud Wally, what happened to you?”

Wally replied, “I have been in jail.”

“Jail?,” cried Max!! “What in the world for?”

“Well,” Wally said, “You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the
coffee shop
where we sometimes get coffee?”

“Yeah” said Max, “I remember her. What about her?”

“Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me
with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think, that an old guy like
me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled ‘Guilty’.

The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury.

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~ by Keith A. Owens on March 12, 2007.

2 Responses to “Why’d Wally Do It?”

  1. LOL that shit was so fuckin funny!

  2. Hey Tamara!

    Good to see you in the neighborhood, and I’m glad you’re enjoying yourself. I love a good joke, as you can see, so stop on by anytime. I try to keep that section updated and refreshed as often as I can. Check out some of the other areas when you get a chance.

    Take care.

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